Asshole on Patrol
Watching food network and it’s p gay

"keeps eyeing my sausage"

"inflict you with this meat bomb"

How good of a movie is Alien? I've never seen it but I'm interested in watching it!

IT’S ICONIC I LOVE THAT MOVIE

cooldudebro:

i hate this

cooldudebro:

i hate this

You are my lucky star.

Conversatin’ with the marine life

Seattle, WA

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I’ll pee out my nose, I don’t give a shit
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theonion:

Experts: Ebola Vaccine At Least 50 White People Away

Realizing you dress the same @dullandwitless #windswept #gaytwinphenomenon #manamana