Asshole on Patrol

casualdorkpatrol:

The promised makeup tutorial! Er, really just a step by step. Sorry my handwriting isn’t the best and there may be a few spelling mistakes :/

BUT there you go!

Do you dye your hair yourself?
Anonymous

Ah, yeah! Or fish does it for me. But it’s always a home job.

WIP

Brother you’ve been sluggin whiskey 

And fashioned all your crosses

To weigh your body down

Withstand your split losses 

But there are no holy cities

in the backyard or the toolshed

Though you’ve cried to zion

There’s no mercy for the empty and the lifeless

channingellison:

surrealexperiences:

mysoulhasgrowndeep-liketherivers:

shanellbklyn:

set-she-free:

faitheboss:

auradacity-of:

The fourth picture does me in. Heaven is in those eyes. 

BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL BABY

Same. Those Eyes

Ovaries

I want babies

Face of an angel.

CUTIE!

breadfaculty replied to your post: Just so people know. My hatred For pig…

did you order squab just so you could take this screenshot, if so A+

Yes I go full ass always

so that's not you in your avatar? unfollowed. why does everyone lie to me and hurt my heart.
Anonymous

i’m a cannibal 

Just so people know. My hatred For pigeons is not an internet show. It. Is. Real.

Just so people know. My hatred For pigeons is not an internet show. It. Is. Real.

sassybaristas:

Has this been done?

I feel like the barista community needed our own version of this text post phenomenon.

Concert look: STRONG