Asshole on Patrol

casualdorkpatrol:

some dude took our picture a few weeks back.

In the first one, that’s my mom on the right. 

this showed up on my dash and yes hello I have actual baby hands

You look so different in that prom picture! Still lovely though.
Anonymous

Yeah, I changed a lot! 

lollypurple:

~sappybestfriendbirthdaypost~

!!!NORA I MISS YOU

lollypurple:

~sappybestfriendbirthdaypost~

!!!NORA I MISS YOU

blastortoise:

"good luck in the real world" says the 16 year old white middle class boy still living with his parents and never paid a bill in his life

Flat nip nops? Okay or not?
Anonymous

I REPEAT ALL NIP NOPS ARE AMAZING

casualdorkpatrol:

Quick self portrait about skin picking/ trichotillomania. Painted in photoshop using a photo reference from my webcam.

Reblogging to link to my commissions page. Please commission me! And if you’d like it in this style (it’d be in the completed piece category) just specify it as “the painty style” thing I guess???

casualdorkpatrol:

Quick self portrait about skin picking/ trichotillomania. Painted in photoshop using a photo reference from my webcam.

Reblogging to link to my commissions page. Please commission me! And if you’d like it in this style (it’d be in the completed piece category) just specify it as “the painty style” thing I guess???

Nice Woman is Rejected Multiple Times. Does Not Gain Homicidal Urges.
potential Onion headline (via pansexualpagan)

Thank you so much everyone for all of the birthday wishes! I did get to read all of the messages but am unable to reply to them all. But I very much appreciated the good wishes! 

*bear bows* Hope you're having a kick-ass birthday!! :3

thank you ahhh!

happy birthday!!! ur literally one of the coolest people i've ever known about!!! ur doing a great job!!!!

oh wow! Thanks so much!